Welcome to Insomnia live. The 24-hour show where Damon is always the star. I got to sleep at 11:30 but woke at 4:10am today.
It's a load of fucking blind crap. I need some of that chemical stuff I was talking about the other week, maybe that'll also cure my manic depression, seizures and illogical bank heists I keep getting involved in (even though I know I shouldn't)
Quick round-up
• Have I ever mentioned I've got a bit of a thing for Sky News's Anna Jones? Everyone says she's got a "small face" but I don't think that necessarily has to stand in the way of a fruitful relationship. Anyone? Sky under-use her, she does mornings now but was great doing the analytical stuff on Sunday nights on News 24 in another life.
• North Korea may be about to test a second nuclear device ... a penis envy thing if ever I saw one
• Today's news says we're all going to be drinking treated sewage to solve the water crisis. I thought Londoners had been drinking treated sewage for donkey's years? (that's not a stupid joke, I really thought that was the case?)
• Vaughan might be moving out of hospital he told me yesterday. Good news!
2 comments:
Good lord! Vaughan released from his hospital incarceration? Whatever next? Full equality for crips?
I'll go to the foot of our stairs (in a Northern manner).
The Editor
Hurrah for Vaughan.
And Lady B, when can us sticky crips ever go anywhere other than the foot of the stairs?
K
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