Friday, November 16, 2007

The Brothers' Lee

Whatever happened to good old fashioned humour like that from the excellent Brothers' Lee - regulars on The Generation Game, London Night Out and other variety shows of the 70s?

I bemoan their loss.

3 grown men doing syncrhonised Tommy Cooper impressions. Priceless!

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Monday, November 12, 2007

The original Rentaghost

Ya see, in the early days of Rentaghost, it was all quite different.

It wasn't a weekly panto on yer telly, replete with Dobbin the horse, it was a little darker and more interesting.

As I remember, the first series pretty much focused in on one character - whose name I have entirely forgotten. But basically he had only recently died and was still coming to terms with it. He was a rubbish ghost who, unlike the others, still couldn't walk through walls or transport himself with that nose holding trick they all used.

Was his name Mumford? Mr Mumford? Or was it Mumford / Mumphord who was the original Mr Meaker?

So, back to this original ghost. He hadn't told his parents he was dead. So it was real dark humour. WE'd see him visit his parents and try to remain as human as possible.

Why am I talking about it? I just found a clip on YouTube, that's why. Here it is for you

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Click here if you can't see the above link

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Smoke over London

Always really scary for Londoners when reports of fires and explosions are broadcast on the news.

I was listening to Five Live at about 12:45 when I first heard ... so I zoomed off to watch Sky News in my living room - I figured they were onto it as the radio presenter was describing what she could see on TV.

Anyway. If you haven't caught up yet it seems it's not a terrorist attack. it's a fire that broke out in a disused bus depot Hackney / Stratford wa y.

Disused because it's one of the buildings earmarked for demolition to make way for the new Olympic development.

A massive plume of smoke over the capital though. One person from Rochester in Kent contacted BBC News 24 to say she could see it from there.

Smoke dying down now they say. The fire service appear to be taking good control of it with over a dozen units there.

Anxiety that there is an unused fuel tank on or near the site.

e man called in to say lots of fibreglass was on fire, spitting up into the air. A potentially unpleasant health risk if people breathe it in.

Fire was reported at 12pm. Transport for London are still saying it's not their property though locals say it is. 15 fire appliances there now ... no people reported injured.

Whew. Adrenalin levels down a bit fellow Londoners. All looks reasonably OK.

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Sunday, November 11, 2007

Another new thing

Dull as it is, this is me posting on my brand new laptop as mentioned in the previous post. Vista is up and working, jaws 9 beta is running, and I've just deleted the pesky Google Desktop apploication that somehow weedled its way onto my machine.

I'ts only taken about 5 hours of my time today. That's fine isn't it.

I'm having real sympathy with Mac cultists in the last few days. Is there a screenreader for Macs that is half way as good as JAWS?
I don't think there is.

Anyhoo. This vista thing is gonna take a bit of getting used to. And JAWS 9 isn't as nice and smooth as jaws 7 used to be.
Just Sky Plused Empire Strikes Back with audio description on ITV this afternoon. WHo'd have thought that button 3 on my TV would bring anything worth watching.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

'puters

This is quite cool. For the first time ever I am writing this blog using a wireless laptop. Can you tell the difference? Just loungin' around, thought I'd connect with cyberspace, moved my computer towards me a little, and whaddya know I'm posting without even having to wander to another part of my house where the computer resides. Well actually it blew up but that's another story. I'm a little late to this wireless thing, seems everyone else has been into it for quite some time.

Took delivery of a brand new laptop at the weekend - note, not this one. It has Vista on it - Microsoft's new operating system.

I'm using JAWS 8 with it currently but from the get go I have been having problems using it. For starters, the JAWS installation CD is designed so that you can install the screenreading software independently. Yeah. Well. That may have been the case on Windows XP but not so on Vista it seems.

Vista's big seling point, and big innovation, is its added security. So far it seems that the inbuilt Vista security methods are getting in the way of me installing jaws in the first darn place. In short: it doesn't all speak.

I got someone else to help me install it and now have JAWS on board. However, there is a certain amount of learning that I need to do it seems. For starters, where has the shutdown button gone? How do you turn your PC off in Vista? It used to be in the start menu. Not any more.

But oh ... JAWS doesn't work too well in the Vista environment yet. Certain things just aren't being voiced. I have to say I am extremeley disappointed so far.

JAWS 9 is due for release any day now though so maybe this'll fix the bugs. It had better. JAWS specifically claims it supports Windows Vista.

IF anyone has any tips for me, please leave a comment on this blog. My home email address is not working currently so I am not picking up any personal messages.

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Blog takeover

Just in case you were wondering what all those videos were in the last thre posts I made, well, don't worry. I hadn't lost my identity, no one nicked my login details ... I was simply demonstrating to the See Hear team how a new video blog website might look.

They need more video and a decent and simple way of doing it. That's what all that video was about.

Good. Glad we cleared that one up. Do check out the Coming Out video though from See Hear's Charlie.

Oooh Anna Jones has just appeared on Sky News. I have a bit of a thing for her.

Identify yourself as Deaf !

See Hear's very own Charlie is behind this creative film.



You got a film you've made? Is it on YouTube or another video site on the web? send the URL to us right now by email email SH

Deaf Ninja II

Duelling hands at dawn ...

You gotta watch this. Top speed precision signing ... sharp as a knife.



Whaddya think of him? Can you do better? Click on Comments and tell us.

Sign language singers

Great video I want to share with you today. The team here have been sharing it for days and bouncing along to it.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Madeleine McCann - the parents can't be guilty

My mate reckons the parents are guilty purely based on the guttural way he says "Maaadeleine" when talking about her. But, ya know, you can't hold his Scottish heritage against him, can you? And actually, this isn't in the least bit funny.

The whole McCann story is fascinating and tragic. I simply cannot believe that they killed their daughter. If they did then we have been witnessing theee most audacious cover-up in world media history. No? 21st century all pervasive media gone wild!

Gerry shuttled across Europe to give press conferences in order to distribute Madeleine's image widely and help find his daughter. He visited Washington and Morocco. He has setup a website and blog. There is a video on YouTube. David Beckham, J K Rowling, Gordon Brown, numerous top notch celebs and noteworthies have commented or made appeals. But also, Gerry McCann gave an interview at the Edinburgh Television Festival about how modern media can help people in their situation! The McCanns both appeared on the BBC TV religious and ethics show Heaven and Earth and, biggest of all, with their catholicism and church-going ever-present in the media coverage, they had an audience with the pope! Readers, they went all the way to papa in Rome, the closest thing to a living god in the catholic world, and he received them.

If they did kill Madeleine, deliberately or accidentally (the latter being far more likely if they are at all to blame), then the way it has played out since May 3 is just unreal. Was it they who started the media snowball? Or were they railroaded into it and couldn't really say "actually maybe we should play this down a bit". How would that have looked? There was such a lot of goodwill shown to them, perhaps they got caught up in it and simply couldn't say no for fear of getting rumbled. So much media around, so many different people wanting to do something, and so many people now being able to help thanks to the internet and 24-hour news operations.

They stayed in Portugal for over 4 months. They appointed PR peple, they courted and managed the media intelligently and professionally. They clearly had an extremely close relationship with journalists on Sky News for instance, you could kind of tell that journos were also trying to keep the story alive as the McCann's PR peple spinned and found new aspects, anggles and subplots for them all to report on. Sky had a poster on their website that they kept urging viewers to download and display.

YouTube video: Madeleine's mother now suspect

You can see why the Portuguese police may wish to put an end to the situation. It's not doing them any favours, it's taking up too much of their time and resources, it's destroying their credibility and it's not helping the local tourism industry.

Giving them Arguido (suspect) status, throwing question marks above the parents heads, it rather takes the emphasis off the local police and muddies the waters. It also disassociates Portugal from child kidnappers and paedophiles.

But Gerry and Kate still drove around in the much discussed hire car presumably long after the police thought it a significant crime scene object. Why didn't they impound it? Why are they only now asking for Kate's diary? Why didn't they take copies of the pages previously? Why are they privately briefing the press in the way they are? But most of all, why did they not arrest Madelein's parents and keep them in Portugal? All this feels the wrong way to conduct a police investigation if they believe their evidence will stick and lead to a successful prosecution (could they ever have a successful prosecution anyway after all this apparent lack of haste and resulting contamination of crime scenes?) Maybe the Portuguese police are now winning the media battle after months of criticism aimed at them through newspapers and TV in the UK.

Suggesting the police have an agenda other than trying to capture the real Perpetrators of the crime is extremely cynical, though. This also doesn't feel right. Are the police just desperate bunglers as sometimes portrayed?

I'm just not sure what's going on here ... and some of it could be due to local cultural stuff with the portuguese police that I don't understand as an outsider. Not to mention the fact that I am undoubtedly influenced by the British media, who are now lapping this stuff up hungrily and who are arguably more interested in the sensationalist story partly because they are astonished at the idea the McCann's may have hoodwinked them as well as everyone else. I can only assume Hollywood are looking on interested ... well if they hadn't already unwittingly made a similar movie which they now can't release in Europe.

I simply didn't see any of this coming, did you?

But getting back to reality. Madeleine's disappearance is a dreadful thing. If any parts of this blog entry appear to be tongue-in-cheek it's because of the way we are now consuming and living with this story. It has become an eyebrow raising deep breaths roller coaster experience that feels 'incredible' in the true sense of the word. The potential audacity has flung it into the comedy arena at least a little. I take no pleasure from this but I think you appreciate my point.

Assuming the parents are innocent - because I really want to assume this - they must be at their lowest ebb. Their soapbox and ability to campaign has been pulled from underneath them now they have arguido status. They can't easily rebutt accusations in the way they would want ... and sadly their silencing means they can't now easily carry on campaigning to find their daughter in the way they were able to just over a week ago. And would they be taken as seriously anyway? Worse, Kate's character is being openly dissected and questioned, they're facing a potential manslaughter trial in Portugal, and they have to be strong and brave for the sake of their twins - they must be terrified, heartbroken and utterly demotivated.

Above all, their daughter is still missing. What a dreadful dreadful situation.

I repeat, if this is a cover-up of some kind then this is the most audacious hoodwinking I've ever witnessed. But, in many ways, no matter what the outcome, I think I will still be feeling desperate for the McCanns.

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Chorlton and the Wheelies

God I love YouTube.

Below click and watch a clip of Chorlton and the Wheeleies - a slightly surreal children's animation from the 1970s. Bit hard to understand but as I recollect we have a race of little blobs people who have wheels instead of legs. There is a witch, Fenela, who in a kind of Queen of Narnia way has put a spell on the wheelie kingdom and now controls them. Chorlton the big, friendly but unintelligent dragon somehow protects the wheelie folk and stands up to Fenela but doesn't really realise he's doing it.

The theme tune really takes me back to my childhood and gets me all bouncingly joyous in a way I could only feel like back then before the weight of the world crushed my spirit.

 

Watch Chorlton and the Wheelies on YouTube

I particularly love Chorlton and the Wheelies because it is a land of ramps and slopes and level access. It's a classic disability allegory. No, really. I spent some time in 1999 trying to put together a pitch for the BBC where we took the show, cut the video around, re-voiced it and created more disability themed animations. It didn't get very far sadly. And though I think it was a genius idea, I can already feel the wrath from Chorlton fans for a) altering it and b) making it political (everything's seen as political in disability no matter how cute the tale)

So, wheelchair using world, is this the best most perfect access you've ever seen? Aww well, never mind, just sing along to the theme tune with me ... (I like the bit where fenela laughs then chorlton laughs)

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Monday, September 10, 2007

NW London tube - TV's future

On one hand I really only like watching well-produced television like Heroes or Six Feet Under or the news ... but on the other hand I get gripped and oddly fascinated by what might appear to be ridiculous rubbish.

YouTube. It's that site again. I found a video of a few slightly pissed-up lads who made a film of their journey down to Willesden Green tube station. Being as I live in this area of NW London, I found it weirdly fascinating that I was seeing (well, hearing) the same tube journey I regularly take.

Watch the tube journey to Willesden Green

Seen it yet? Pointless really.

Again I need to harp on about this til you choke up chunks of fleshy glass. If, for instance, BBC1 said hello to me and read out a birthday greeting to me I'd be utterly unimpressed. If they made a drama about North West London, I wouldn't tune in cos it'd probably be a really shit story with shit characters. But sticck a clip up on a video sharing website of a tube journey I'm already more than familiar with ... no production values whatsoever ... and it's watchable. Why? Explain to me why?

Are we seeing the shape of BBC1 or ITV1 future, here?

"Well," reasoned the ITV executive, "if people are watching other people travel from A to B on an underground train in realtime on YouTube, we might just as well ppoint a video camera at a wall and go home". But it'd be like, wow, I've got a wall like that! And do you remember that pile of crap they used to put on called Coronation Street?

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